i wish we had a bidendodd

i wish we had a candidate
with the guts and fierceness of joe biden
and the raw honest decency of chris dodd.

in otherwords: an obama with experience.

this election is gonna be somethin' else,
i tell you what.

the writers are on strike to bore the masses
while fox and friends
stir their molassas

and set
their sights
on the middle classes

to which they will sell two
obnoxious braying asses:

rudy and huck
crossdressing king and queen
of democracy fuck
see all they'll do
to make a buck
for
their
buddies


A LOOK INTO THE FUTURE:
a conversation in 2009:

someone: "who did you vote for in '8?"
me: "i wrote in 'the ghost of paul wellstone'"
someone: "howdoya feel?"
me: "good."